Finished Zipper

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Finished Zipper
Finished Zipper

The Zipper?

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper
> > down. A lady cashier
> >
> > walked up to him and said, ‘Your barracks door is
> > open.’ Not a phrase
> >
> > that men normally use, he went on his way looking a
> > bit puzzled. When
> >
> > he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
> > ‘Your fly is
> >
> > open.’ He zipped up and finished his shopping. At
> > the checkout, he
> >
> > in tentionally got in the line where the lady was
> > that told him about
> >
> > his ‘barracks door.’ He was planning to have a
> > little fun with her, so
> >
> > when he reached the counter he said, ‘When you saw
> > my barracks door
> >
> > open, did you see a Marine standing in there at
> > attention?’
> >
> > The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought
> > for a moment and
> >
> > said ‘No, no I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled
> > veteran sitting on a
> >
> > couple of old duffel bags.’
>

Reviewing his regiment, the colonel could not help noticing that one of the soldiers had a huge erection. “Give this man 30 days’ leave to go home to his wife! he told the sargent major.
A few months later, the same man was sporting an erection on the parade ground. “Sargent major!” shouted the colonel. “Give this man another 30 days’ leave!”
Two months later, exactly the same thing happened. This time the colonel was angry. “Sargent major, haven’t we given this man 2 periods of leave?”
“Yes sir!” replied the sargent major.
“Then what’s the problem? demanded the colonel.
The sargent major whispered, “I think he’s fond of you, sir!”

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